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Theatre

RON

Thu 5 - Sat 7 Mar 2026

Tony Foot presents his latest stand-up show about life, love and friendship. Or – at least – he tries to…

Tony seems to have something else on his mind.

What starts in McDonalds stays in McDonalds, except in this story where it doesn’t.

RON is an absurd, violent, genre-bending queer odyssey exploring the nature of unrequited love; how far would you go to show someone you love them? Sometimes you’re just the Ron person in the Ron place at the Ron time. Ron Ron Ron Ron Ron.

“Confident, very funny and well-paced” – Royal Court Literary Department

“Fresh, original and funny” – Nadya Menuhin (Playwright of award-winning ‘The Passenger’)

“It is SO SO good - swashbucklingly brilliant, Tarantino-esque dialogue with pitch perfect comic timing and more twists than a rollercoaster. The best thing I've read in years.” – Jonathan Stadlen (TV Producer and Host of ‘Live Next to the Apollo’)

“Very good and excitingly ugly” – Sam Taylor (Writer, Goldfinch Productions)

“It transcends genre … the muscularity of the writing is reminiscent of Berkoff’sEast” – Colin Watkeys (Theatre Director)

 

Content Warnings

Graphic descriptions of bloody violence and sudden loud sounds.

 

RON Team

Written and Performed by Ted Walliker

Directed by Lev Govorovski

Music by Ted Walliker

Technical and Creative Direction by Ted Walliker and Lev Govorovski

 

Age Recommendation

15+