Cinema

If I Had Legs I Would Kick You

Fri 27 Feb - Thu 5 Mar 2026

★★★★★ Little White Lies | ★★★★★ Time Out | ★★★★ The Guardian

NOMINATED FOR BEST ACTRESS ACADEMY AWARD 2026 Oscar and BAFTA-nominated Best Actress Rose Byrne delivers the performance of a lifetime in IF I HAD LEGS I'D KICK YOU. Joined by a standout supporting cast featuring Conan O’Brien, A$AP Rocky, and Christian Slater. Exclusively in UK and Irish cinemas now!

With her life crashing down around her, Linda (Rose Byrne) attempts to navigate her child's mysterious illness, her absent husband, a missing person, and an increasingly hostile relationship with her therapist (Conan O'Brien). Sharply funny and deeply resonant, IF I HAD LEGS I’D KICK YOU is an electrifying drama from filmmaker Mary Bronstein, anchored by a mesmerising performance from Rose Byrne.

Age Rating:	15
Language:	English
Content Warnings:	Mental health theme, strong language, suicide references
Director:	Mary Bronstein
Cast:	Rose Byrne, Conan O’Brien, A$AP Rocky, Christian Slater
Company:	Picturehouse