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Theatre

RON

Sat 13 Jun - Sun 5 Jul 2026

Riverside Studios Productions and Ted Walliker present RON.

 

Tony Foot presents his latest stand-up show about life, love and friendship. Or – at least – he tries to…

Tony seems to have something else on his mind.

What starts in McDonalds stays in McDonalds, except in this story where it doesn’t.

 

RON is an absurd, violent, genre-bending queer odyssey exploring the nature of unrequited love; how far would you go to show someone you love them? Sometimes you’re just the Ron person in the Ron place at the Ron time. 

"A show unlike anything I'd seen before. A totally fresh take on queer longing." - Dean Atta, BAFTA-winning writer

"It is SO SO good - swashbucklingly brilliant, Tarantino-esque dialogue with pitch perfect comic timing and more twists than a rollercoaster. The best thing I've seen in years." - Jonathan Stadlen, TV producer and comedian

"Ted Walliker is an absolute force of nature onstage and the kind of performer who reminds you why theatre can feel electric when it's done right." - Emmanuel Akwafo, Olivier Award nominee

"Beautiful sinuous writing at once very funny and moving and a soulful, assured performance... I cannot recommend highly enough." - Ché Walker, actor-writer-director

"It transcends genre ... the muscularity of the writing is reminiscent of Berkoff's East" - Colin Watkeys, director

 

Content Warnings

Graphic descriptions of bloody violence and sudden loud sounds.

 

CREDITS

Written and Performed by Ted Walliker

Directed by Lev Govorovski & Ted Walliker

Lighting Design by Ted Walliker

Sound Design and Music by Ted Walliker

Set and Costume Design by Lev Govorovski & Ted Walliker

 

Age Recommendation

15+