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Bitesize

Am I Losing My Mind Or Just My Figure?

Fri 31 Jul - Sun 2 Aug 2026

A bike, a bump and an excessive amount of roast beef blinis. A must-see for anyone navigating the beautiful chaos of womanhood. This strikingly original, physical and achingly human solo show hilariously tackles life, parenthood and what it means to be a woman.

“What is it about becoming thirty that gives everyone universal permission to offer advice on when you’re going to reproduce?” This Offie nominated play tells the story of Fin whose world shifts when she unexpectedly falls pregnant, her unconventional career as a zero-hour cycle courier and freelance illustrator suddenly colliding headlong with societal norms and expectations. Untethered + Hinterland bring their uniquely collaborative style to the stage/Riverside Studios with a show that captures the millennial female zeitgeist and holds space for the quietly heavy things that shape us all.

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