Congratulations! You’ve played some flavour of important part in Barnaby (nee Barney) Slater’s life and he cares about you. Not as much as he cares about Heung-Min Son or writing in the third person. But he cares about you nonetheless.
As a result, you are invited to his 40th* Birthday Party on Friday 6th June at The Riverside Studios in Hammersmith, London at 8.00pm.
There will be drinks and a comedy show. Followed by more drinks for anyone who wants to continue to pretend to be young like Barnaby does.
There is a small fee (£10) as a result of the aforementioned comedy show. But it will be worth it. Please buy tickets here to ensure your presence.
It will be a great night.
Parents: get a babysitter, you have four month’s notice.
Grandparents: see you at The Dolphin circa 4am.
*Barnaby’s 40th was during lockdown then loads of people died hence it only now being party time. Don’t question it. Just come.