Bitesize
The Waiting
Thu 20 - Sat 22 Aug 2026
Everything is just un PUTAIN de jeu!
Join Maeva, a French posh girl and former supermodel who just ran away from the altar. She bursts in this rustic pub. Waiting. For nothing. She just needs a minute, okay? To think. And remember. Maybe? About her previous life, full of fame, dodgy shrimps and Jean-Paul Gaultier. The good old days, you see?
Under layers of Champagne Rosé and glitters, The Waiting is feminist, sarcastic and punchy. We take the time to wait with Maeva, who left a trail of destruction behind her whole life. Have a sit, have a sip while she navigates her mind, and shares hidden memories.
Will she ever get her diet Martini?
