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Meat Me in Shoreditch

Sat 1 Aug 2026 18:15

“Bridget Jones goes wrong” – Audience feedback.

Very female, very London, very raw. A single woman in her early thirties decides it might be time to date again. But first, she must be ready. Staying in her room, ordering Greggs takeaway and watching reality TV, she has quietly misplaced everything: her body, her confidence, herself. So begins a journey towards the “ideal” version - new weights, new Sweaty Betty, new diet, new image. It starts sensibly enough. It always does. But this is a show about what happens when the hunger to be seen, desired, and validated is pushed too far. A comic, unsettling, absurdist take on female image, dating and loneliness for audiences of bold new writing.

Created and performed by Valery Reva, this bold new work dives headfirst into the absurdities of modern dating and female identity. Directed by award-winning, working-class queer director and dramaturg Scott Le Crass, this is a striking new voice in London’s new writing scene.

 

Praise for previous work

At Least I’m not Bold

️️️️⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐“Beautifully Written” North West End
️️️️️⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐“Dramatic And Powerful” Derek Awards
️️️️⭐⭐⭐⭐“Moving And Original” London Pub Theatres
⭐⭐⭐⭐️️️️ “Utterly Hilarious” London Theatre
️️️⭐⭐⭐⭐️ “Funny And Painfully True” Everything Theatre

 

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⭐⭐⭐⭐“Provides what fringe theatre does best; it educates whilst entertaining” Everything Theatre
“Engaging, honest and layered performance” London Pub Theatre

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